Alana, Age 6, The Best Beauty Pageant Kid Ever
That moment when you realize that you’ve spent the past two hours watching dumb videos on youtube. Shit Girls Say, Shit White Girls say, Shit Black Guys Say, Turquoise Jeep “Smang It Girl”, Best Cry Ever, Queen of Vagina, alla dat shit.
I don’t really watch TV other than Sons of Anarchy, Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad and Real Housewives of Atlanta aaaaaand Dallas re-runs…maybe. I’m kinda out of the Gypsy Wedding-Jersey Geordie Shore-Big Brother-X Factor loop. I’m aware of these weird pageant shows though. Jank mothers tryna make a quick buck while living vicariously through their children Awesome.
While this example of the above is incredibly jacked up, it’s also funny as fuck. That bitch cray.
